There used to be a chosen, enlightened few whom were up to date on the inner workings of what is now known as the not so “deep web”. There’s nothing wrong with a little popularity. Can’t everyone be in on the joke, or will it lose it’s meaning among the many who love to overuse and exploit? Why am I asking questions? Cool story bro.
Sitting there, in a room full of dudes, and the game is loading. There’s no music, nothing to play, just a bar slowly limping its way to the finish line like the handicapped kid you have to watch complete the race even though they sometimes move backwards or not at all. The best thing you can do is start up some small talk. If you’re the one who takes the dive, just make it short and sweet.
I WAS having reoccurring dreams about having sex with one of my ex-girlfriends. It wasn’t that bad, it felt real. But when I awoke, it would put a damper on my day. Last week it happened two nights in a row. So I played one of those self-hypnosis videos on youtube with getting rid of those dreams in mind. It was basically some guy telling you to relax all your muscles… and it worked! Now I dream about some crazy shit like biting my fingers off. But hey! At least I feel good all day knowing I still have all ten fingers! :-)
Subliminal tweets are just something thats apart of our lives now. If it’s good enough, the only way someone will ever know who it’s for, is if they follow both sublimenessers. And if it’s really good, no one will! It’s so artistic. It’s so clever. Why wouldn’t someone try they’re hand at an undisclosed announcement of sexual innuendo.